Every time I complain/vent/laugh about how unlucky I am, my Twitter list entitled “Trashy” reads my mind I graze updated tweets by TMZ, People Magazine and Perez Hilton with Lindsay Blowhan and her consistant downward spiral. The poor girl is what, like 24 going on 67?
Today TMZ reported Lindsay was due back in court, yet again. Though the trendy shawl she wore is probably sold out at whatever boutique she bought it at, she was handcuffed and dragged away for failure to comply with probation, which could result in up to a year and half in jail.
Let’s get to the real root of the problem. Who keeps telling her her to match her hair color to her pasty skin? Bring big red back!